Rocket Science
Y'know...some of us can actually do rocket science. And we're getting a little tired of hearing how everything's not rocketscience. We know it's not r
Archive for the NotSBytes Category
The Year We Reestablish Contact
I took a year or two off from NotS. Kinda. I've actually been writing NotSish things back at gremlin.net, and I could probably copy most of them over
2012
Want the numerological proof of 2012? Okay: here goes. 2+0+1+2=5; five in binary is 00000101; that can be shortened to 101, which looks like lol.
BigBen
Darwin first published his Theory of Evolution in 1859. Also in 1859, the first supercomputer was activated; it was called BigBen. Yeah: both ev
Colourblind
Being colourblind, my sense of hearing is far greater than average. Unless I hear something grey.
Aptitude
Even now, as an adult, I perform well beyond my agegroup. For example, my parallel parking skills are those of a guy in his nineties. Who's legally bl
American Idolatry
American Idolatry is the most popular television show in the nation. Good night, and have a stoopid tomorrow.
Late at Night
Sometimes, late at night, I'll lay there in bed, staring up at the stars, wondering where in hell the ceiling is.
GerbilFucking
There's nothing inherently wrong with gerbilfucking, but...be real: are you seriously gonna call it 'in a day or so'?
Fun with Antismokers
Wanna have fun with antismoking 'tards? Easy. Buy some smokes. Open them. Take one out, but don't light it. Wander around, pretending to smoke it
Only a Theory
Gravity is only a theory. No one's ever actually seen a graviton. It's just a silly guess. And we know from the bible that shit falls down because
Downtime
The stupidity of this planet is why I never add anything to NotS anymore: I'm convinced that, by the time I finished typing, three new stupid things w
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what other countries can do for you.
We’re Green
Yup: we're green. The planet heretofore ravaged by asteroids, comets, meteors, plagues, quakes, climateshifts, polarity reversals, hurricane