Mostly I’m just bemused by female chauvinists looking for problems to sell their solutions to, molesting everything they see into an attack on fymynymyty.

Funny anecdote, by the way: last time I tolerated a hardcore feminazi long enough to talk to it, I let her get through her rehearsed rant before writing her off as a moron for concluding that, not only could chicks do anything guys could do, but guys couldn’t do anything in the first place; thirty seconds later, too short to get something off the shelf, whimpering the whole time that guys are still useless, she’s climbing onto a counter like a toddler scaling Everest after a cookiejar. Given her selfworship, I half expected her to be able to fly up there. If I’m half a metre taller than you, now’s not the time to assert that there’s nothing I’d be better at doing.