Fun with Antismokers
Wanna have fun with antismoking 'tards? Easy. Buy some smokes. Open them. Take one out, but don't light it. Wander around, pretending to smoke it
Archive for July, 2007
Creatarded Timeline
Creatards like to pretend that Earth was formed in BC4004. To accommodate this newish pretension, I've worked out a timeline for the planet, based on
Only a Theory
Gravity is only a theory. No one's ever actually seen a graviton. It's just a silly guess. And we know from the bible that shit falls down because
Downtime
The stupidity of this planet is why I never add anything to NotS anymore: I'm convinced that, by the time I finished typing, three new stupid things w
Ask Not What Your Country Can Do for You
Ask not what your country can do for you. Ask what other countries can do for you.
Without Merit
I know: I took some time off from this sort of thing; I hear about that a lot. Two reasons. First: I've got other stuff going on; NotS has ne