Gynocrisy
Germany [NotS] By Gremlin I have to explain something here. But, first, people being fragile morons, I should explain something else. I'm okay wi
I took a year or two off from NotS. Kinda. I've actually been writing NotSish things back at gremlin.net, and I could probably copy most of them over here now; but I'd kinda been neglecting NewsoftheStoopid.com itself, simply because Joomla sucked. Technically, it didn't suck; but it was annoying
Y'know...some of us can actually do rocket science. And we're getting a little tired of hearing how everything's not rocketscience. We know it's not rocket science because, see, we can do rocket science and...other things are different than rocket science. So...just cut it out. Okay? Great. Thanks.
Want the numerological proof of 2012? Okay: here goes. 2+0+1+2=5; five in binary is 00000101; that can be shortened to 101, which looks like lol. Because it's a fucking joke.
Darwin first published his Theory of Evolution in 1859. Also in 1859, the first supercomputer was activated; it was called BigBen. Yeah: both evolutionary biology and computer sciences have marched on a bit in the last 150 years.
Being colourblind, my sense of hearing is far greater than average. Unless I hear something grey.
Even now, as an adult, I perform well beyond my agegroup. For example, my parallel parking skills are those of a guy in his nineties. Who's legally blind. And suffers from narcolepsy.
American Idolatry is the most popular television show in the nation. Good night, and have a stoopid tomorrow.
Sometimes, late at night, I'll lay there in bed, staring up at the stars, wondering where in hell the ceiling is.
There's nothing inherently wrong with gerbilfucking, but...be real: are you seriously gonna call it 'in a day or so'?
Wanna have fun with antismoking 'tards? Easy. Buy some smokes. Open them. Take one out, but don't light it. Wander around, pretending to smoke it in public. Count the emotionally motivated imbeciles coughing themselves half to death through pure psychosomatic fragility. Whee.
GLENDALE, CA [NotS] We have to talk about something here. First, let's look at a jpeg. It's worth 30,224 bytes, and possibly a thousand words.
Germany [NotS] By Gremlin I have to explain something here. But, first, people being fragile morons, I should explain something else. I'm okay wi
Anyone else getting a little tired of economic stopgap suggestions from people who can't do math? Me too. And I was reminded of that today when a gota
As a rule, I don't do requests. Okay: sometimes I do; but only if I was gonna do it anyway. Not really the point. The actual point is that Hunter
It's funny. Everyone I know refers to KingSoopers as KingStoopids; they always have. Which probably isn't a secret: in the nineties, I wrote a couple
Okay. Things are getting a bit out of hand. For example, if I'm not out saving handicapable puppies by supporting Hilarious Clinton, I'm reportedly so
Those who know me to any degree should know by now that I don't like cameras much; the rest of you can probably work that out for yourselves for, as n